A stack of blue striped parking cards by Reclamation Tattoo and Oddities, tied with a silver string bow, with the top card reading "HEY" in large letters and "You parked like a total asshole. STOP DOING THAT." below, photographed on a gray textured background

"Hey, You Parked Like a Total Asshole" Cards | Blue | 25-Pack

$12.00
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A stack of blue striped parking cards by Reclamation Tattoo and Oddities, tied with a silver string bow, with the top card reading "HEY" in large letters and "You parked like a total asshole. STOP DOING THAT." below, photographed on a gray textured background
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"Hey, You Parked Like a Total Asshole" Cards | Blue | 25-Pack

$12.00
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Passive Aggressive Parking Cards | 25-Pack | Blue

You've seen it. Someone takes up five spots simultaneously and thinks nothing of it. Now you can say something about it in the most civilized way possible.

A 25-pack of business-card-sized call-outs that say exactly what needs to be said: "Hey. You parked like a total asshole. Stop doing that." Bundled with a silver bow because presentation matters.

Printed on 14pt gloss paper, standard business card size, full color front, blank back.

Details:

  • Quantity: 25 cards per pack

  • Size: 3.5x2" (standard business card)

  • Paper: 14pt gloss, full color front, blank back

  • Color: Blue

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